Shades of Eigengrau

thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

#reasonstogopremium

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foreverize:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

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peetababy:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less


*to

peetababy:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

*to

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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Katy talking about tumblr!

Katy talking about tumblr!

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misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

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2chainz2furious:

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

2chainz2furious:

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

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But they met in college according to monsters university

But they met in college according to monsters university

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